Unplanned Planning

Hello!!! Everyone 🙏, today we live in a world which is very fast growing.And due which the competition is very high in this world.And by this, we also have to

Why I always start my post like this? 😕

Why I always stretch my article like a rubber? 😕

Really that’s enough 😤, today I am gonna stop stretching and directly gonna come to the point.

But first of all,

Disclaimer:-

“All characters appearing in this work are fictitious.Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental”.

Or

maybe not 😟.

So I am saying that,

Let me think what I am saying,

*Thinking*

*Thinking*

*Thinking*

My brain really works slowly 😭.

But you know what? I cannot write my post without stretching it like a rubber.

So, I am gonna again start stretching 😎.

And if you look carefully then you find that, that’s what I am doing from the start of this post 😉.

So, I am saying that today competition is very high in every field.And due to which we have to work hard to achieve anything.But only working hard is not enough to achieve anything in this world.”We must have a planning that how we are gonna achieve that thing”.

Without a plan, you cannot do anything in this world.And by anything I literally mean anything.From taking birth to death, From going to a funeral to the wedding, from eating to going to the toilet.We really need a plan to perform any activity.

*I am again stretching 😴*

And by the grace of the god, and all the good work we have done, Today everyone has a plan for everything.And by everyone I mean everyone and by everything I mean everything 😁.

Students have a plan that how they are gonna study to get good marks.Office workers have a plan that how they are gonna get a promotion.Housewives have a plan that how they are gonna manage their home.

Politicians have a plan that how they are gonna win the election.Filmmakers have a plan that how they are gonna make a blockbuster movie.Players have a plan that how they are gonna win the game.

I am doing that thing again.

And what is that thing?

Correct.

*Stretching 😴*

But You know what?

This list can be as long as the great wall of China.

But we are not building any wall here to save ourself from any invaders.

But I definitely need a wall to protect myself from you peoples, for stretching my article so long and for wasting your time 😱.

So, I am saying that everyone has a plan.We wake with a plan and we sleep with a plan.Even now we have a plan that how we are gonna go to the toilet 😼.We plan it like if we are going to assassinate someone 😨.

( On a very serious note )

The people who are eating something right now.Please stop eating.Otherwise, your gonna throw up after reading to what I am gonna say next.

Like before doing murder of someone, murderer plan everything that where that person lives, what are his daily activities and how he is gonna assassinate that person.

We also exactly plan like that before going to the toilet that when that thing of our come.I am not gonna say the name of that thing 😯.We all understand what thing comes in morning.And I can tell you this by the naughty smile on your face 😈.

Everyone has a smile on there face right now even female readers.But in the comment section female readers are gonna say what a disgusting person I am for writing this kind of things 😡.

And when that thing comes we go to the toilet with our phone.Exactly like that murderer also go after that person he wanted to assassinate with his weapon.

And sometimes if that person who murderer wanted to assassinate comes late.So murderer quietly hides there with his weapon.In hope that when that person comes, he is gonna kill that person.We also do the same when that thing does not come on time.We also sit there quietly with our weapon.

And when that thing comes we apply our full pressure for that thing to comes out.Whereas the murderer also tries his best to kill that person when he comes.

And after killing that person murderer clear evidence and clean himself from the blood of that person.And we also clean ourself from….

Yuck, yuck, yuck

I am not gonna say the name of that thing 😡.

So, we also clear the evidence by a flush.

What a master plan we make before going to even a toilet.We really need to feel proud of this 👏.

And on this master plan Tom Cruise can even make a movie franchises with title “Toilet Impossible”.

Today everyone has a plan for everything.And not any ordinary or normal plan.

No, No, No,

Today we have a “full proof plan” for everything 😎.Even people nowadays have a plan that how they are gonna eat their dinner.They plan that first I am gonna eat that then, I am gonna eat that and then that.

I really don’t know the meaning of a full proof plan 😔.But the people who plan before even eat.They definitely need a leakage full proofing to their mouth who is salivating constantly, while they are making a plan by seeing food on their plate.They don’t eat it directly, they first make a plan for it.

Really standing ovation for the people who do it 👏.

You know what? Tom Cruise can even make a movie franchises on this topic also with the title “Eating Impossible”.

We have talked about two major things about humans and the planning we do it to perform them.And that things are “eating food and the process in which that eaten food wants to go out”.

Now let’s talk further.

Some people even make a plan before doing a kiss 💏.They a make so-called “full proof plan” before kissing someone 😎.They first practice kiss at home with their pillow.Then they eat lots of mouth freshener.And then they make disgusting faces in front of there girlfriend/boyfriend to realize them what they want.

Let me clear this to all of you one thing that I am not talking about myself in the above lines.

And this can also be served as the plot for next Tom Cruise movie franchises with the title “Kissing Impossible”.

“Today we spent so much time on planning things.That we did not have enough time left to actually do that thing”.

For example:-

If you go late to sleep because you’re finishing a presentation.And if you have to wake up early next morning also to go to the office for that presentation.Then you plan let’s sleep for 5 hours quietly, then I am gonna wake up and gonna go to the office for that presentation.And after some time if you don’t go to sleep then, you plan again let’s sleep for 4 hours then I am gonna wakes up then, 3 hours then, 2, 1.

You know what Tom Cruise can even make a move franchises on this topic also with title “Sleeping Impossible”.

“We do planning for planning”.Like we plan that tomorrow I am gonna make planning for that thing.

And we even do planning in the planning 😤.For example:-

If we are making a plan that how we are gonna get a promotion 😎.And in that planning, we suddenly started planning that what we are gonna do if we get promoted.And we spent so much time on planning that thing that what we are gonna do if we get promoted.That we did not even left enough time to even complete our present work 😔.Due to which we might even lose our job 😭.

And by this, promotion is very far away thing.Our future also comes in jeopardy 😨.

And the franchises which is based on this topic is gonna named “Future Impossible” and starring…..

Correct.

“Planning of some people even doesn’t know the meaning of the word reality”.The reality present in their plan is as much as a reality present in today’s any reality shows 😉.

For example:-

There are people who plan that one-day valuation of their startup business is gonna be in billions of dollars.But if you ask them what did currently they do? So your gonna find out that currently, they are working in the corporate job of 9 to 5.

So, they did not even start their startup business yet.And they are directly planning that their company valuation is gonna be in billions of dollars one day 😂.

Really slow clap for you guys.

*C-L-A-P* 👏

*C-L-A-P* 👏

*C-L-A-P* 👏

It is really slow 😫.

Right?

And the name of franchises is gonna be “Reality Impossible”.

Some readers might be thinking that I am very irresponsible, spoiled and indisciplined person.Who do anything on anytime without planning.And I just hate the people who do things organized or planned way because I cannot do it.

But sorry to disappoint you 😔, I did not hate planning.I just hate the thing that we do planning in everything 😤.”We even do planning in enjoying things, happiness, peace and many more things”.But these things cannot be planned.

“We are doing planning in a very unplanned way”.We put ourself in so much planning that we did not even enjoy life.Enjoy is very far away thing, we cannot even live our lives properly due to the planning of everything.

So you all are ready to hear about Tom Cruise next movie franchises which is gonna be based on this topic with the title “Living Impossible”.

We plan things for next 5 years, 10 years, 15 years and so more.But who knows, we are gonna be able to live to go to the Toilet next time or not💀.

Planning is important.But planning also should be done in a planning way.

And if you talked about whether I am planned person or not.So I also made a plan 😟 but first, answer my one question which is

If I asked you whether I like Tom Cruise or not?

So what is your answer is gonna be?

You say I don’t like Tom Cruise.

And why you say so?

It is because I have made fun of him and his movies in my article.

Right?

But what if I say it is all the part of that plan which I made that I was talking about earlier.And which is making you people believe that I don’t like Tom Cruise.

And I think I really succeeded in my plan 😎.

Right?

*I am really a genius 😉*

But the reality is that I really adore Tom Cruise and his works.I just wanted to make sure you people that I don’t like him and I think I make you believed.

But this does not happen because of my planning.It happens because I wanted to do that.So if you wanted to do anything.Then, stop planning and start working.If you start working then, planning automatically happens.Because planning only never gonna led you anywhere but working will.So, we have to establish a balance between planning and working.

So,

“Keep planning while working and now I am gonna stop stretching”.