Unplanned Planning

Hello!!! Everyone πŸ™, today we live in a world which is very fast growing.And due which the competition is very high in this world.And by this, we also have to

Why I always start my post like this? πŸ˜•

Why I always stretch my article like a rubber? πŸ˜•

Really that’s enough 😀, today I am gonna stop stretching and directly gonna come to the point.

But first of all,

Disclaimer:-

“All characters appearing in this work are fictitious.Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental”.

Or

maybe not 😟.

So I am saying that,

Let me think what I am saying,

*Thinking*

*Thinking*

*Thinking*

My brain really works slowly 😭.

But you know what? I cannot write my post without stretching it like a rubber.

So, I am gonna again start stretching 😎.

And if you look carefully then you find that, that’s what I am doing from the start of this post πŸ˜‰.

So, I am saying that today competition is very high in every field.And due to which we have to work hard to achieve anything.But only working hard is not enough to achieve anything in this world.”We must have a planning that how we are gonna achieve that thing”.

Without a plan, you cannot do anything in this world.And by anything I literally mean anything.From taking birth to death, From going to a funeral to the wedding, from eating to going to the toilet.We really need a plan to perform any activity.

*I am again stretching 😴*

And by the grace of the god, and all the good work we have done, Today everyone has a plan for everything.And by everyone I mean everyone and by everything I mean everything 😁.

Students have a plan that how they are gonna study to get good marks.Office workers have a plan that how they are gonna get a promotion.Housewives have a plan that how they are gonna manage their home.

Politicians have a plan that how they are gonna win the election.Filmmakers have a plan that how they are gonna make a blockbuster movie.Players have a plan that how they are gonna win the game.

I am doing that thing again.

And what is that thing?

Correct.

*Stretching 😴*

But You know what?

This list can be as long as the great wall of China.

But we are not building any wall here to save ourself from any invaders.

But I definitely need a wall to protect myself from you peoples, for stretching my article so long and for wasting your time 😱.

So, I am saying that everyone has a plan.We wake with a plan and we sleep with a plan.Even now we have a plan that how we are gonna go to the toilet 😼.We plan it like if we are going to assassinate someone 😨.

( On a very serious note )

The people who are eating something right now.Please stop eating.Otherwise, your gonna throw up after reading to what I am gonna say next.

Like before doing murder of someone, murderer plan everything that where that person lives, what are his daily activities and how he is gonna assassinate that person.

We also exactly plan like that before going to the toilet that when that thing of our come.I am not gonna say the name of that thing 😯.We all understand what thing comes in morning.And I can tell you this by the naughty smile on your face 😈.

Everyone has a smile on there face right now even female readers.But in the comment section female readers are gonna say what a disgusting person I am for writing this kind of things 😑.

And when that thing comes we go to the toilet with our phone.Exactly like that murderer also go after that person he wanted to assassinate with his weapon.

And sometimes if that person who murderer wanted to assassinate comes late.So murderer quietly hides there with his weapon.In hope that when that person comes, he is gonna kill that person.We also do the same when that thing does not come on time.We also sit there quietly with our weapon.

And when that thing comes we apply our full pressure for that thing to comes out.Whereas the murderer also tries his best to kill that person when he comes.

And after killing that person murderer clear evidence and clean himself from the blood of that person.And we also clean ourself from….

Yuck, yuck, yuck

I am not gonna say the name of that thing 😑.

So, we also clear the evidence by a flush.

What a master plan we make before going to even a toilet.We really need to feel proud of this πŸ‘.

And on this master plan Tom Cruise can even make a movie franchises with title “Toilet Impossible”.

Today everyone has a plan for everything.And not any ordinary or normal plan.

No, No, No,

Today we have a “full proof plan” for everything 😎.Even people nowadays have a plan that how they are gonna eat their dinner.They plan that first I am gonna eat that then, I am gonna eat that and then that.

I really don’t know the meaning of a full proof plan πŸ˜”.But the people who plan before even eat.They definitely need a leakage full proofing to their mouth who is salivating constantly, while they are making a plan by seeing food on their plate.They don’t eat it directly, they first make a plan for it.

Really standing ovation for the people who do it πŸ‘.

You know what? Tom Cruise can even make a movie franchises on this topic also with the title “Eating Impossible”.

We have talked about two major things about humans and the planning we do it to perform them.And that things are “eating food and the process in which that eaten food wants to go out”.

Now let’s talk further.

Some people even make a plan before doing a kiss πŸ’.They a make so-called “full proof plan” before kissing someone 😎.They first practice kiss at home with their pillow.Then they eat lots of mouth freshener.And then they make disgusting faces in front of there girlfriend/boyfriend to realize them what they want.

Let me clear this to all of you one thing that I am not talking about myself in the above lines.

And this can also be served as the plot for next Tom Cruise movie franchises with the title “Kissing Impossible”.

“Today we spent so much time on planning things.That we did not have enough time left to actually do that thing”.

For example:-

If you go late to sleep because you’re finishing a presentation.And if you have to wake up early next morning also to go to the office for that presentation.Then you plan let’s sleep for 5 hours quietly, then I am gonna wake up and gonna go to the office for that presentation.And after some time if you don’t go to sleep then, you plan again let’s sleep for 4 hours then I am gonna wakes up then, 3 hours then, 2, 1.

You know what Tom Cruise can even make a move franchises on this topic also with title “Sleeping Impossible”.

“We do planning for planning”.Like we plan that tomorrow I am gonna make planning for that thing.

And we even do planning in the planning 😀.For example:-

If we are making a plan that how we are gonna get a promotion 😎.And in that planning, we suddenly started planning that what we are gonna do if we get promoted.And we spent so much time on planning that thing that what we are gonna do if we get promoted.That we did not even left enough time to even complete our present work πŸ˜”.Due to which we might even lose our job 😭.

And by this, promotion is very far away thing.Our future also comes in jeopardy 😨.

And the franchises which is based on this topic is gonna named “Future Impossible” and starring…..

Correct.

“Planning of some people even doesn’t know the meaning of the word reality”.The reality present in their plan is as much as a reality present in today’s any reality shows πŸ˜‰.

For example:-

There are people who plan that one-day valuation of their startup business is gonna be in billions of dollars.But if you ask them what did currently they do? So your gonna find out that currently, they are working in the corporate job of 9 to 5.

So, they did not even start their startup business yet.And they are directly planning that their company valuation is gonna be in billions of dollars one day πŸ˜‚.

Really slow clap for you guys.

*C-L-A-P* πŸ‘

*C-L-A-P* πŸ‘

*C-L-A-P* πŸ‘

It is really slow 😫.

Right?

And the name of franchises is gonna be “Reality Impossible”.

Some readers might be thinking that I am very irresponsible, spoiled and indisciplined person.Who do anything on anytime without planning.And I just hate the people who do things organized or planned way because I cannot do it.

But sorry to disappoint you πŸ˜”, I did not hate planning.I just hate the thing that we do planning in everything 😀.”We even do planning in enjoying things, happiness, peace and many more things”.But these things cannot be planned.

“We are doing planning in a very unplanned way”.We put ourself in so much planning that we did not even enjoy life.Enjoy is very far away thing, we cannot even live our lives properly due to the planning of everything.

So you all are ready to hear about Tom Cruise next movie franchises which is gonna be based on this topic with the title “Living Impossible”.

We plan things for next 5 years, 10 years, 15 years and so more.But who knows, we are gonna be able to live to go to the Toilet next time or notπŸ’€.

Planning is important.But planning also should be done in a planning way.

And if you talked about whether I am planned person or not.So I also made a plan 😟 but first, answer my one question which is

If I asked you whether I like Tom Cruise or not?

So what is your answer is gonna be?

You say I don’t like Tom Cruise.

And why you say so?

It is because I have made fun of him and his movies in my article.

Right?

But what if I say it is all the part of that plan which I made that I was talking about earlier.And which is making you people believe that I don’t like Tom Cruise.

And I think I really succeeded in my plan 😎.

Right?

*I am really a genius πŸ˜‰*

But the reality is that I really adore Tom Cruise and his works.I just wanted to make sure you people that I don’t like him and I think I make you believed.

But this does not happen because of my planning.It happens because I wanted to do that.So if you wanted to do anything.Then, stop planning and start working.If you start working then, planning automatically happens.Because planning only never gonna led you anywhere but working will.So, we have to establish a balance between planning and working.

So,

“Keep planning while working and now I am gonna stop stretching”.

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Splitting Movies

Hello!!! Everyone πŸ™, today we are gonna talk about the thing which every single one of you likes whether you are male or female, teenager or adult, black or white, no matter which language you speak, no matter which religion you follow you always wanted to that things all day πŸ˜‰.

No, no, no,

I am not talking about getting high πŸ˜“.

I am talking about watching a movie πŸ‘Œ.

Yup, every one of us like watching a movie.And if I personally tell you my experience than I say I love watching movies.After a hectic stressful day, I just go home, change my clothes just wear underwear and watch the movie sitting on my couch with fast food in my hands.

By the way, don’t image that image of me in underwear I am a little shy person 😳.

So if we talk about the movies there are many genres of the movie which are romantic, comedy, adult comedy, fantasy, historical period movie, action, romantic comedy, science fiction.In short, everything you do in your life, it has a genre in movies.

So that day is not very far away when we have a movie genre named toilet.But what type of film is gonna made under that genre?

Shit, shit, shit, πŸ’©

Why I have scenes of that genre of movie in my mind 😫.Now I have to restart my brain.But first I have to delete that images from my brain.

Delete…

Delete…

Deleting…….

Restarting brain in 3,2,1……..

So where are we πŸ˜“?

Yup,

But I know some of the readers wanted to see a film like that and I can tell you by the naughty smile on your face 😼.

So if I talk about myself I watch every genre of movie and love them except that toilet genre.

Why has that word has been stuck in my mind after deleting it?😫

Why? God, why?

And after watching and wasting thousands of hours of my life in every genre of the movie no matter of cast, creed, religion.

Ohhh sorry πŸ™‡, in this line we are not talking about peoples but we are talking about movies.But what do I do? we talk about peoples so much and whenever I write “no matter” my mind itself attaches it to cast, creed, religion, automatically.

So yup, after watching every genre of movie.I made some points.Which according to me is the main flaws or sins of the movies.

After reading above line it gives a little Impression that I am some kind of scientist and after doing scientific research in my lab for years.I discovered something new and unique 😎.

But if you are also a movie fan than you can think of me as a scientist because every movie fan has the ability to believe lies.

Please don’t get offended πŸ™.

And if you get offended.

What drawdown can you cause me? 😼

*Viewers reduced thought came in mind*

Ohhh I am extremely sorry for my that offended comment πŸ™‡.

Please don’t hit unfollow button, please πŸ™.

So let’s end this drama and come to real business.

So I am saying I am like a scientist.

Hmmm, that’s feel-good being a scientist 😎.

Okay sorry, I am not gonna do any more drama in future.Believe me 😏.

But why I am talking only about idler of movies because I know in my whole life I cannot gonna make a movie.So why not let’s cleave the clothes of good movies.And it is also easy to point out someone mistake than appreciating them.Just like you peoples who always point out my mistakes in the comment section πŸ˜’.

Again please don’t get offended πŸ™.

And if you get offended.

What draw….

No, I am not gonna say any furtherπŸ™Š.

Disclaimer:

I am not a movie critic.I am just expressing my views.So please don’t go out of your way to or hate on anyone.

What the hell I am talking about πŸ˜“?

No one is here hate someone if I tell them to do so.And if you really listen to my words than go beat the hell out of that filmmakers 😠who make this kind of shit πŸ’© that I am gonna talk about .

So, now let’s talk about these diseases.

I mean drawbacks of these movies.

I know what you are thinking .You are thinking I am just making it an exaggeration but I think today that’s the topic we are talking about.According to me, the movie is itself an exaggeration πŸ˜‰.So today everything Is okay if I say I have a time machine then you have to believe me because today we talking about the movies and in movies anything happens 😎.And it is said that movies are inspired by real life.So we can say that I really have a time machine.

So,

“After proving my point that I really have a time machine.I can say that I don’t know that whether I am a scientist or not as we talked about earlier but what I definitely know is that I am a lawyer” 😎.

So these diseases are:-

But first, tell me who tell you about your diseases?

Doctors.Right?

And right now I am telling you about diseases.

So now I became a doctor 😎.

So these diseases are :-

  • The depth of characters as deep as a coin.

The depth of characters in the maximum movie is very deep.”As deep as a coin but you people are thinking coin does not have any depth”.

Exactly, that’s what I am talking about.Maximum movies now days do not have depth in characters 😬.
For eg no, I am not gonna mention any movie name otherwise I have to fight a sue case in court.But I can fight a case because I am a lawyer 😎.Right? As we talked earlier.But I don’t want a fight.What you’re thinking? I am coward to fight a case or I know if I fight a case I lose 😨.No, I am not coward nor I afraid of losing I am just not in the mood to go to jail. So let’s end this point here 😜.

  • Gold looking actor.

In every movie, if we see the actors who act always have a stone like a physique, they look sexy, they have chiseled jawline, in short, they look like they have been polished by gold.Sometimes there glitter is so strong that I fear that I cannot get blind if I watch them with my naked eyes 😡.

Again use of exaggeration but today is okay because we are talking about…..

Correct πŸ˜‰.

Some readers after reading this point of my.They will be thinking that I am also an actor who is ugly and has been rejected in thousands of audition.That’s why I am criticising good-looking actors. No, I am criticising them because I am jealous of them 😈.

So at first, I am a scientist, then a lawyer,then doctor and now an actor.That means I am a very multi-talented man.

  • Kiss in the gutter:

No matter which type genre of movie your watching.True love always happens between hero and heroine πŸ’“ but why heroine always loves the hero😬.In real life no one loves me .No, I am not saying I am a hero.But I can say I am also a hero because we talked earlier that I am also an actor 😎.

But the most irritating scene is that kissing scene which happens anywhere at anytime.

What am I saying? that’s scene for which I watch even boring films 😼.

*Thinking in the mind.*

*Why am I sharing this thought with you?.I have to act like a critic.Not like a movie lover.*

Okay, so where are we? Yup, I am talking about kissing scene.They added unwanted kissing scenes anywhereπŸ’.For example, if there is nuclear explosion is gonna be happening in 5 seconds ohh 5 seconds is a lot of time.In that so much time
Hero-heroine even goes on a honeymoon πŸ‘«.

So let’s reduce the time of the nuclear explosion.Now let’s assume that the nuclear explosion is gonna happens in .1 seconds.In that .1 second, they are gonna kiss each other πŸ’.And if this happens in real life kiss is far away thing I cannot even a properly spit 😫 if I know the nuclear explosion in gonna happening.

  • Always partiality with villain:

When every movie begin the villain of that movie is rich powerful and has lots of girlfriends 😎.But as movie progress that super dude villain converted into beggar at speed of light, I say faster than the speed of light.

(Scientific joke)

  • Change of state of one character.

Scientific definition:-

A change from one state (solid or liquid or gas) to another without a change in chemical composition is known as a change of state .

I know you fall asleep 😴.

But please wake up.

Exactly like that in every movie, there is one character who always change its side.”Sometimes from hero to villain so sometime villain to hero”.

And if we look carefully than matter always changes when we change it’s condition like when ice is put in a room temperature than it converts into the water and when water is heated it convert into gas.

Again wake up 😴.

Just like that this character always changes its side when that side started losing 😱.

And just like I mentioned earlier I have watched so many movies that I developed an instinct that I know from the beginning who is that mutiny 😎.

So after putting so many scientific knowledge in front of you.You people have to believe me, that I am a scientist 😎.

  • The result of movies are twins.

Just like two twins look same with slight changes every movie has the same result in which villain has to sustain partiality of the filmmaker😑.Sometimes I feel so pity for the villain that I think of becoming a hero and lose one time just for the sake of villain community so they can also feel good sometimes 😈.

If any filmmaker is reading this article please select me in the movie, pleaseπŸ™.I am even ready to loose to villain.

*Thinking in the mind.*

*Calm down, Rohan calm down.*

*Behave like a critic.*

  • North pole to south pole reality.

If there is gonna be a unit for measuring reality in the movie.”Than if reality is in north pole than in movie they show reality in the south pole”😀.Some filmmakers even don’t know the word reality.The only thing they know in the name of reality is Kim Kardashian 😼.

They always show at the end of the movie that hero and heroine are living happily together with lots of money and lots of kids not, exactly equal to money amount but anyways with lots of kids.Because in the movie everything they show has as much as reality as today’s reality show.

These are the things which I dislike about every movie.I just wanted that these things should be edited out from the movies.Because we have seen so much of these things in the movie.

Don’t worry I didn’t add any humour in the above line.This time I am serious because I really wanted that these points should not come in movies more often.

Yup, I am saying like that I am president of a country 😠.And after reading these article filmmakers gonna try to make a movie according to my wishes.

But first, let’s see the progress of me in this article 😎.

First I become a scientist than lawyer than doctor than actor and now president.I really made progress 😎.Right?

I am not saying that all films which are made have these points.I am just saying that maximum movies have these points.But I am not gonna say that I do not feel entrained by watching these movies.I love πŸ’“ this type of movies no matter of genre.

I have to say the above line otherwise I am gonna get lots abuses in the comment section πŸ˜‰.

So now, sit on the couch and watch the movie as I watch them 😈.

The Sense Of Humor Is Common Sense

Hello!!!, everyone πŸ™ there is saying in the modern world that common sense is not very common nowadays.But I don’t know anything about it because I don’t have any common sense πŸ˜‘.But what I do know is that humor is common nowadays.

Some years ago there is place and time for everything and everyone.”Everyone play certain role in society.But nowadays people try to do every person job”.But you don’t have a lot of time to read about everything because you also have a lot of things to do.Right? So today we are gonna only talk about humor or comedy.

So what is humor?

the quality of being amusing or comic, especially as expressed in literature or speech.

Some time ago if you’re feeling sad, depressed 😦 or you wanted to have good laugh then you go to comedy clubs, watch comedy genre tv series or movies, read funny books etc.But nowadays humor is everywhere even the air bump on our face has humor.

Bad example?

I know 😫.

This article is gonna be tough for you.Why? You are gonna find out in some seconds.Continue reading.

So if humor is everywhere than it is a good thing.Right? Even doctors say laughter is the best medicine and laughter increases blood and help us in living a healthy life.And humor or comedy help us in laughing.But today comedy is making us cry 😭.What? don’t you believe me?

Haven’t you read my air bump in face example.Now you remember.You know what? Why that example is so bad because I tried to put humor in it.Despite being it does not need it.And by the end of the post, there is gonna be a river of tears from your eyes by reading my examples.So I am gonna say again “enjoy reading“😈.

Everyone nowadays is trying to be funny.Nowadays politician is presenting themselves as a comedian.They tell jokes.Today a serious presidential election looks like a comedy show in which presidential candidate is given mike and he does fantastic standup comedy.He tells a joke on people, rival party candidate.And in that show ohhh sorry election rally people laugh πŸ˜‚, blow the whistle, had really good time just like comedy shows.

Nowadays in serious movies they also try a little spice of comedy, they try to add sarcasm.So these are those people who make brownies by adding red tomatoes in it and try to serve as french fries 😨.I know my example is just as ridiculous as that person who wanted to add humor in everything but I mentioned this earlier.So I am not gonna say sorry again πŸ˜’.

Nowadays humor or comedy can be found in anything.There is a new trend is going on in which people do a roast and call it funny. Doing roasting is not bad.I say everyone should do it.It increases our capacity and willingness to do more good work by criticism.But don’t call it funny because if someone set your home on fire and try to roast peanuts in that fire than you think this as funny.

I know my examples are getting worse 😀 as we are going long because I am trying to put humor in my every line.Just like you can see that if I am trying to be funny in every line than I am writing ridiculously.

Nowadays comedy also has a type.For example alternative comedy, blue comedy, dark comedy.These are not the name of chemical compounds.Believe me πŸ˜‰.

Why am I trying to be sarcastic? Why? God, why? 😬

People now consider sarcasm as a comedy but sarcasm mean mocking someone.And it is not funny to mock someone.What if I mock you by saying that you’re read my ridiculous article and wasting your time.But I am not saying that.But if I say that than by doing so I am mocking you or myself? πŸ˜“

Even teachers in schools try to be funny.I don’t even know the student is studying to get a degree or presidential election candidate ticket.

I know my examples are today….yup but we earlier discussed it.So, enjoy 😎.

Even parents nowadays scold they’re a kid in a comic way that children even didn’t know whether they are encouraging them or scolding them.For example, if children were caught doing drugs than parents say wow what a wonderful act you’re doing there.You’re increasing our family respect.If by listening to this that child considers it as encouraging than if he is gonna directly ask parents for money like mom please give me money I wanted to get high today.Then what is gonna happen to that kid by his parents.By only imagining that it scares the hell out of me 😨.

People nowadays make fun of religions, people beliefs but that’s not cool.You believe that you’re the only boyfriend of your girl that’s your belief so your belief is really true, really.I don’t think so 😏.

Again I am truly sorry for that example.

Now a day comedy is everywhere so when I see a comedian act I don’t find it funny.

Humour is a special gift.Not everyone can do it.so please don’t try to do it.

I am saying above the line for myself.So don’t take it as offensive.

After reading this article many people think I am lonely, sad, the 80-year-old person who hates even funny thing. But sorry to disappoint you I am not according to your imagination πŸ˜–.

Some readers might say in the comment section that I hate people adding comedy in everything because I can’t do it.Yup, you’re right because I cannot laugh at mocking someone or doing a roast of someone and I cannot add laugh in someone belief.

People nowadays always try to be funny.They never saw where they are? What peoples are doing there? What happens if I make a joke of someone here? They never care.The only thing which they care about is being funny.We use the sense of humor so much nowadays that it has become a common sense.

Just like every coin has two sides.Being always funny has more advantage than a disadvantage.We all know that.And I am in no need to explain that any further.

I am just trying to say that everything has time and place.And this also applies to humor and you can feel it after reading my examples todayπŸ˜‰ .After making you cry with my examples I am also feeling sad so,

Let’s go to a presidential election rally.

Swearing Is Bad.Is It ???

Hello!!!, everyone today we are gonna talk about a topic we like very much.we always use that topic every day.We all come from different background, different culture, different states, different nation.

We all follow a different religion, different languages. But in all languages, there is one language that exhibits in all languages that is foul language or swearing.

First of all what the f@#k is swearing???.

Okay, sorry.

Foul language or swearing generally means the use of offensive language.

We all are taught from our childhood that we always speak a good decent word and yet we all speak offensive words.

In today’s modern world “everyone uses foul language whether it is a comedian who uses it to entrain his audience or politician to win election or singers to attract people and feel connected with them or athlete who speaks the foul language to express their emotions on the field”.

So if everyone speaks it.So it is good thing.

Right definitely, it is.

Even research shows that if two men are put in a frozen lake and one is allowed to speak an abusive word and another one is not. Then the person who speaks abusive language might stay longer in the lake.

So let’s start,

F@#k, a##h@l!.

Yup, it increases our strength so what???.Speaking offensive word everywhere that’s not cool.We cannot do that. And even if we do we can get into legal trouble.Because swearing is a crime.

So, we come to point that swearing is good but we cannot do it every time.But actually, when we use bad words.We use bad words when things are getting out of control.We rarely speak foul words when we are happy.We use foul language most of the time when we are losing.

So,

Foul language= mental instability (mad)

Some people right now thinking that this a**h%^e is the most intelligent person on earth and all other are mad.I am not saying that mad people speak foul words.Foul words are spoken when we are unhappy and not in our mind presence.

I also speak foul words when I see negative comments on my article that’s because I am unhappy and after speaking foul words I feel much more relaxed not because I improved my article but because I let that anger out and move on.
But if I do not speak foul words.Let that anger inside me, all that negative comments inside me.Then I am gonna try to improve my article with the help of that fire of anger and negative comment which is burning inside me.

In other words, people do swearing when things are not in control but what if we take things in our control instead of swearing.

Right now there is a debate going on and it is on the heat that people speaking the foul language is degrading our society.But “I think foul language is no reason for degrading our society it is the mentality of people”.Why think of the foul word as foul word, think as a form of emotion, then we try to move on from.Just like we move on from our break up slowly and steadily.

Swearing is just like a dragon who releases fire from his mouth.

But in swearing, we speak fire of foul words which is burning inside us.If we realize it than we might become cool at that time.But we cannot achieve anything.

Speaking foul language is easy and effective for you.But if we you want to achieve something let that fire burning into you always.

In the end.

It is your choice .

Speak something.
Or
Be something.